Rich Man Syndrome - Oat

The Vibe: The front says "Old Money," but the back says "I pay my own bills." This isn't just a hoodie; it’s a receipt. In our creamy Oat colorway, you look innocent enough for brunch, but the moment you turn around, you drop the mic. Made from heavy 100% Cotton Melton, this thing feels expensive because it is (well, the quality is). It’s unisex, oversized, and honestly, better than any boyfriend you could steal a hoodie from.

The Tea:

• The Look: Clean printed almostSolèn logo on the front to keep them guessing. Massive "MOM, I AM A RICH MAN" art on the back to shut them down.
• The Feel: 100% Cotton Melton. Think heavy, premium, and soft enough to sleep in, but structured enough to run an empire in.
• The Fit: Unisex & Oversized. We don't do tight here. It drapes perfectly on everyone.