Rich Man Syndrome - Noir

The Vibe: The Noir Manifesto hoodie is for the days you want to be looked at, but not spoken to. It’s jet black, mysterious, and screams "high tax bracket." The magenta graffiti print against the black fabric hits different—it’s gritty, loud, and unapologetic. Whether you're actually a CEO or just manifesting it while grabbing coffee, this hoodie does the talking so you don't have to.

The Tea:

• The Look: Clean printed almostSolèn logo on the front to keep them guessing. Massive "MOM, I AM A RICH MAN" art on the back to shut them down.
• The Feel: 100% Cotton Melton. Think heavy, premium, and soft enough to sleep in, but structured enough to run an empire in.
• The Fit: Unisex & Oversized. We don't do tight here. It drapes perfectly on everyone.